A bald man. He always sits on the bed and asks his wife when they eating chicken. He like water melon, and sounds like a ghost at times.
Trey!!! What the- What the- What The- I'm Harold Magee

Wow, look at him. He's bald. Such a Harold Magee.
by 99Pounds September 25, 2023
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Noun- 1.The God of all Ultimate Pleasure
"Oh thank Luminaire Mage...If it weren't for him, last night's sex would have been terror!"
by Lumi June 27, 2003
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A game created by Red X Productions using RPG Maker XP, whos creators are all 14 years old. Well excepted by critics and members of thier local high school.
Did you hear about that game, Dragon Mage?
I heard it was kick-ass
by Scott Hampton October 3, 2007
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A witty comment or play of words designed to be understood by intellectuals of the highest order. It usually elicits mild amusement.
Mike: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
Jason: haha, great Maged joke!
by UDSubmitters October 21, 2013
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When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.

Also known as Wizard Status.
-Fuck boys we are so gonna acchieve mage status tommorow.

-What a boss, he acchieved mage status
by ...riel... April 14, 2011
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when someone is being inappropriately serious in a otherwise non serious situation, so seriously they threaten violence and serious threats. They often view the internet as very SRYS BUISNSS, and take offense when you are being not school serious on the interwebs. They enjoy taking to a crowd of people that are on the same level of Magedy Seriousness, how often rare that is. Their favorite pastimes are checking Wikipedia for VAGRANTS AND HOOLIGANS as well. Your resistance makes their penis harder.
Man, that dude was a serious maged. Look at the way he pulled that knife on Carlos SpicyWeiner for telling that racist joke. He's a Danger to society, and he's dun goofed!

God I cannot Believe Carlos SpicyWeiner's Girlfriend, she ruined his vacation with all that drama she created with the seriousness. The monthly floodgates must have broken and the red river must be aflowing like the mississipah. i hope this drama doesnt affect this weekend, this maged isnt gonna blow up my fun.

A Maged is a latin slang term for killjoy, so in technicallity its a Serious Killjoy
by HeadMaster Bater July 27, 2010
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The biggest whore ever known, she is a whore and a stupid slut, also me and giraffe hate her a lot, because she is a dumb stupid hoe
Oh yeah your acting a lot like Mages Girlfriend you hoe
by ClipzeeIsAFarmJew July 6, 2022
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