Maerkle

Verb- The action of spraying feces out the rectum onto the back side of the toilet bowl above the water level where there is no possible way it will rinse off during a flush.

"Get the janitor, somebody pulled a maerkle in the bathroom downstairs."

Maerkle by TPain8675309 June 17, 2009

Maerkle

noun - an individual with an overbearing personality coupled with an accent, usually heavy New York. Characteristics include light glinting off a cueball-esque head and utter lack of social censoring when talking.

Acting in a maerkle fashion is a good way to get one's self removed from any social interaction with the quickness.

Maerkle by AlfaroA June 5, 2009

Markle 

To disown one’s family

I can’t take them anymore so I markled my family.

Markle by johnQJohnny January 10, 2020

Meghan Markle'd 

When you target an A-Lister and ghost em, just like Meghan Markle,... plus you wind up finding a way to be a significant grifter in their lives then you have successfully Meghan Markle'd them!

Stephanie stalked and planned her rendezvous with Brent, a prominent Los Angeles A-lister for several months. Upon successfully aquiring his love, she disconnected with her friends and exclusively socialized with his friends. After marrying him, she proceeded to extract all the value (and money) she could from Brent. Brent was Meghan Markle'd!

Meghan Markle'd by kclause22 May 25, 2019

Markled 

To abandon someone or something after they’ve contributed to your life in a meaningful way

“Wow, did Meghan really markled her father after he paid her college tuition?”
“Did you know she markled her best friend after hearing the news about her?”
“I can’t believe she would Markle the royal family after all the clothing, money, and attention that she used them for.”

Markled by Pleasemegxit October 4, 2020

Markled 

To be ‘Markled’ is when a new friend appears in your life, bombards you with attention and favor requests, once you are secure in the friendship things settle down, however, after a period of no communication you attempt to contact your friend only to be ignored and ghosted without warning, explanation and every avenue of open communication is now closed and you are effectively deleted from the friends life once you have served your purpose and are no longer of any use to her as she has now ascended the next rung of the social ladder.

Friend A: How’s is your friend Meghan doing? Are you looking forward to her party?
Friend B: What party? Wait? I’ve texted and called her but she must be busy...

Several months later......

Friend A: Have you heard from Meghan?
Friend B: Not for months and she has deleted all the pictures of us together and is quoted as saying she doesn’t know me....
Friend A: Damn, you got Markled.

Markled by GigiPretty September 1, 2020

Markled 

The effect upon a man that turns him form a previously confident, popular person, into a simpering woke mess.

Watch out mate, you could end up like Harry with her. You're being Markled.

Markled by Dagenham University of Beer July 20, 2022