Top Definition
A condition in which the sufferer is under the constant impression that they are the toughest shit on the block and should be recognised by all for this achievement.
Mad Guy: Then I like benched 100 kilograms to finish my 20 hour gym sesh.
Guy whispers to friend: Why is he telling us this?
Friend: He's got maditus
by DJFM April 03, 2011

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