Daddy, My car just spontaneously combusted and rolled over the traffic circle 10 times.
Madison lies on a narrow isthmus between Lakes Menona and Mendota. Its largest economic activities include government, education, healthcare and food processing. Oscar Mayer and Kraft have major plants there.
Madison is also Liberal with a capital-L. Several of its city council members are openly gay, the city is home to the Freedom from Religion Foundation and the city puts heavy restrictions on religious displays in public (forgetting that we have a US Constitution that allows it). Madison has even been called "the People's Republic of Madison," "the left coast of Wisconsin," and "70 square-miles surrounded by reality" due to such idiotic politically-left views.