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Jew Acrobatics 

Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.
All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.

mental acrobatics 

the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.
John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat.
mental acrobatics by Ria_Dara July 21, 2019

Vehicle Acrobatics 

The act of partaking in a Halo multiplayer session with the sole intent of performing stunts involving the Warthog, Ghost, or Scorpion Tank.
Dude, we tried to get a wicked 4-Xbox Slayer going on, but Jimmy hopped into a Ghost and it turned into vehicle acrobatics.

Jew Acrobatics 

n. the act of a non-athletic jew suddenly gaining acrobatic-like abilities in any sports game
Pons: Dayaaamm, nice shot Jew!
Gibby: Got mah Jew Acrobatics!
Jew Acrobatics by Szechuan August 14, 2008

jangly acrobatics "JA" 

Performing oral sex while hanging your head off the end of the bed or table.
Jangly acrobatics "ja" is laying on the bed with your head hanging off, with a penis in your mouth.

"JA" for short.
jangly acrobatics "JA" by Karla Myer September 21, 2007

Sacrobatics 

When you're trying to scoop out the last few crumbs of dope from the corner of your sack.
Sacrobatics are required when collecting those rainy day sympathy crumbs.
Sacrobatics by Neniwarrior July 1, 2019