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The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring
Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"

Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
by laurab193 May 08, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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