Machu-Pichu 

A mountain in South America but also a nickname for a person named Matthew.

First used by fobs who couldn't say Matthew correctly, so they converted it into a name that would be cute but hide their inability to speak english correctly

"Hey! its machu-pichu!"
"But we're in Europe..."
"No, machu!"
"Ohhhh...Matthew"

Machu-Pichu by Stophy October 4, 2008

Machu Picchu Mudslide 

When you are having anal sex with a Peruvian woman without giving her a proper cleaning prior; when you pull out she has major colon blow all over your Johnson.

Last night I was banging Guadalupe and she had a Machu Picchu Mudslide all over the place.....It was nasty.

Machu Picchu Mudslide by sewer_brain_69 January 27, 2010

Machu Piccu 

The absolute hottest guys in the Westhampton Beach Area.

Imposter, Big one, etc..

"Dude, big one is so beautiful..."
"I know! .. Wait.. is he a machu piccu?"
"Well, not as much as imposter, but he definitely is!"

Machu Piccu by AmanderGerr January 26, 2009

Machu Picchu 

When an attractive lady is in the general vicinity and it must to be announced, while maintaining anonymity.

A hot blonde young tender wearing spanx just walked by and she looks so fine. Hey Erik, don't look now, Machu Picchu...

Machu Picchu by renndog May 18, 2013

Machu Picchu 

A. A mindset of a better place that can be obtained anywhere

B. A place where all friends go in the after life that represents everything they dreamed of as a young kid.

C. Used to describe a great act of kindness.
D. Used to describe an exciting moment among ones you love.

A. “Man once we get of this town we can find our Machu Picchu”

B. “He may have passed away, but I know we’ll meet in Machu Picchu and smoke one”
C. *person gives to helpless person in need* man to the helper “that was as Machu Picchu as it gets”
D. As all the good ole boys cheers their beverages they shout “Machu Picchu” out of sheer joy

Machu Picchu by Sausagegang September 16, 2021

Machu Picchu'd 

A peak sexual encounter of legendary, perhaps bucket list proportion. The sort of infamous accomplishment that you look forward to casually dropping into any "what's the craziest...?" conversation to elicit the expected "NO. F-ING. WAY."

Examples: hooking up with a top-level rockstar/athlete, mile-high club with a total stranger, a mother-daughter threesome.

"I know he's always been a manwhore, but I swear this time I think he may have Machu Picchu'd! Twins!"

Machu Picchu'd by deacondiamondtrim August 18, 2025

Macho Picchu 

Da mid-second-millennium Peruvian municipality where da guys engaged in lots of chest-thumping and super-manly behavior.

Nobody likes big blow-hard dudes who overbearingly strut their stuff, so it's no wonder dat Macho Picchu "went da way of da dodo" back in da 1500's.

Macho Picchu by QuacksO March 20, 2021