Top Definition
When you use a machete as a dick to cut open and asshole or pussy and make it bleed.
That was definitely not your dick take me to the hospital. It was my machete dick sorry.
#mechete dick #pickle fucker #clint eater #cunt scab #ass face #dick face
by Zack richarson April 13, 2010
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