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The antidote to the chronic condition of "Abzism" - a debilitating disease where your mouth gets slowly replaced by a bull's arsehole over years of just being Abz. Presence of a Mace means that Abzism in the affected patient will eventually disintegrate to the realisation that the defective gene "Abz" is nothing more than a big pink softy.
"Your mum is going into abz-a-phylactic shock, give her 10 units of Macejuice. See, immediate response..... she's stopped mooing."
by Lickidemuff April 16, 2005
8 44
a substance which is sprayed at the intruder to burn his/her eyes
"dont forget your mace when its past 11"
by pootytang March 11, 2003
441 133
A heavy spiked metal club used for breaking heads, a suitable substitute for the pepper spray.
So I pulled out my mace....he's in hospital right now.
by caxwl May 25, 2004
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The worst forum owner and admin in the world.
User 1: Have you seen mace?
User 2: Yeah, his fat ass is lazy.
User 1: Lets quit his forum!
by Xaria-Yue January 03, 2013
18 13
a metal pole with a blunt end used for smashing stuff
by The Wraith November 05, 2003
77 77
A persondescribed as manifesting paranoia and delusions of persecution. Also used for a person considered violent and/or creepy. Origin of word believed to be alternative site chatrooms.

Verb variant is "Maced". used to describe long meandering postings demonstrating the above characteristics.
The individual that posts a 30 line message about gay space aliens plotting to take over the earth and how the aliens are plotting with government officials to destroy him is called a Mace. The post is referred to as "Oh the forum was Maced".
by Brent March 07, 2005
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To "mace" somethign, is to steal it from somebody else, usually against the law.

A fair mace however, is completely legal and cannot be solved in a juditional court.

A fair mace only occurs when the person owning the product does not see the product in question getting "maced".
"Dude, you stole my chair!"
"Can't argue with a fair mace my friend"
"Thats true. I'll go sit on this spike."
by edude77 November 25, 2004
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