a person with beautiful eyes and long eyelashes ( thats not the only thing thats long tho) also lovely hair and very funny did i mention massive d*ck
" Damn macaulay's d*ck is so big it drags on floor. "
by fifiaram June 6, 2023
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Massive stud with giant dick loves doggy
Look how hot Macaulay is
by Macaulay Ryder January 6, 2022
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The masturbatory act one performs only and just because is home alone.
- What did you do on Friday?
- I had no money to go out and my parents went to a funeral outside the city, so I just went for a good 'ol Macaulay Culkin.
by Asthmaticdancer April 14, 2020
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the fittiest fit ever and has a huge cock and loves giving head to girls also he get all the girls
by benny pearson skin November 28, 2011
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when you make the funny :o face he does and it be like
the funny joke made me start Macaulay Caulkening!
by devin ddez nut November 2, 2021
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