The union of Jack Bauer and MacGyver - the ultimate avatars of Prep-Time and Anti-Prep-Time in this universe - into a single omnipotent being. Eventually these two forces will combine together once again, destroying our universe in a glorious rebirth of a new universe. And the cycle shall repeat through time, as the golden strands of hair repeat through His glorious mullet, amen.
By MacBauer's mullet!
by The SRK Higher Institute of Tiering December 13, 2005