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Noun. The true reason for mutilated cows.
a women comes into the ups store shipping horse semen. murph with a cut on this finger bleeds into the horse semen. horses all over the country are now infested with murphorsaids. escaping from there pastures and fucking holes into the sides of cattle across the nation
by pukes litterson December 11, 2008
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