MUN Points 

MUN points are accrued by hooking up with other people at an MUN conference. Different point values are earned depending on the committee and the position of the person.

Delegate: 1 point
North America Delegate: 2 points
Any third world country: 4 points
A head delegate: Add 3 points
Chair-person: 7
Secretary-General: 15
Adult Volunteer: 10

Any country that has beaten France in a war: Add 2 points

Canoodling Comrade Bonus: add 3 if the person's country was a part of the Soviet Union at a time
Allies with Benefits: add 2 if your countries are in a trade alliance
Peace through Diplomacy Bonus: add 4 points if your countries have fought

Peacemaking = Lovemaking Bonus: multiply by 2 if you hook up while both your committees are in session
Kim Jong-Undress: square your points if the person represents North Korea

Hotline Bling Abroad: add the leftmost digit of your hotel room number to your points if you arrange a hookup over the hotel phone

MUN Delegate 1: "Hey Saumya, I heard you hooked up with Sheena yesterday!"

MUN Delegate 2: "Of course man, she represents Russia too so I get that Canoodling Comrade Bonus."

MUN Delegate 1: "And you represent the United States so you also get the Peace through Diplomacy Bonus!"

MUN Delegate 2: "Most definitely man. I got 8 MUN points from that hookup."

MUN Points by TheWanderingJew December 30, 2015

manpoints 

points gained for doing stupid or outrageus things

"i'll give you 10 man points to jump over the hood of your car"

manpoints by jimmy February 22, 2005

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012