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Making up dumb shit

The blurting out of random words, catchphrases, or facts that are clearly unfounded or do not exist.

Usually brought on by excessive alcohol consumption and/ or sleep deprivation.
Guy#1- that's not right.

Guy#2- dude, I just read a study that 90% of Americans believed that dinosaurs were killed off by alien invaders.

Guy#1 - Stop with the muds. Let's go. You've clearly had too many beers.
by hashtag101 April 03, 2011
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Being very high, mainly said under the use of marijuana.
Being at the point of tripping, out of control of yourself while high.
Guy: 'I just had a whole joint to myself, man i am mud!'
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A significant other.

Evolutions:
- Sand (no matter how long you try to clean off, you still find some traces of it)
- Quicksand (the more you try to fight it, the harder it is to get out)
- Cement (the most permanent)
"Where's Dougie been lately?"
"With his mud"
"You mean Maria?"
"That's what I said, his mud"
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Frement
fuck frements mud at dota
by Allen~ June 02, 2011
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My neighbor across the street slams mud all day and falls asleep while we blaze it.
by four_two_ohhh September 24, 2010
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When someone is looking a mess and unattractive
"You look so mud"
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Another street name for heroin. Other common names for heroin included boy, tar, big H, snowball, dog food, smack (60's kind) and dope. It can be taken orally, injected and smoked. I personally recommend not doing it....
I sometimes think I should smoke mud, then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my head saying "mmm, better not."
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