Music TeleVision.
A channel that now plays only reality shows that do not contain music, and are not real. Just like all the other reality shows, they are staged.
One gigant commercial trying to tell people that you are only worth living if you are hot, or can play music.
MTV is some mother fucking bull shit. It is not music.
by Matt b June 16, 2003
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"music television" however in the past 2 years, i have yet to see a full music video on it. whatever happened to the mtv that showed the bugles video for 24 hours a day non-stop? (not that i'm condoning their action of playing such a song for such an extended amount of time)
mtv fucking sucks my left nut. and mtv2 is starting to transform into mtv. there needs to be a channel that strictly shows music videos nonstop and from all genres of music. except country.
by el tropicool kid June 20, 2003
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A damn corprate company that minipulates teenage kids into buying their crappy stuff and pop cds. The only good shows ever on mtv were beavis and butt-head, the tom green show, Jackass, and celebertie deathmatch.
by Hugh Jass July 13, 2003
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A fraudulent network that trots out talentless dysfunctions and social agendas and serves it to unsuspecting citizens in the guise of "music entertainment". As mtvdotcrap.blogspot.com puts it "a waste of cable bandwidth".
They've actually called Avril Lavigne's music "punk". Need I say more. see empty-v mtv
by jason bourne January 25, 2005
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Mindless TV. Responsible for our generation of teeny boppers and trendys. Used to be about music but has fallen to its knees and now all you will find on it is Real World, TRL, Pimp My Ride, Road Rules, and other reality shows. The only music videos air from 3AM-7AM. The only good things to come from it is Beavis and Butthead, Jackass, Tom Green, and Andy Dick..the rest is complete and utter shit.
Stacy: "Liek hey, we were watching frikkin Real World, ya know that real show, ya know, liek its my fav!"
MTVhater: "You bitch."
by MTV October 28, 2004
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A cable music network that has downgraded to almost nothing in the last few years since they always air rap crap almost the entire day!
MTV is trying to be a BET wannabe in the name of political correctness!
by Piranha November 3, 2004
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Corprate brainwashing tool. Obey or your not hip.

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Coming up, it's punk'd, followed by Viva La Bam & then some music videos at 3 AM! Same for MTV2... and all other channels owned by us.
by AutisticPsycho November 8, 2004
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