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mpt
a lot of times we hv probs to write a SMS & TO CHAT so mpt means empty
if u wanna write " you empty headed"
u can easily write " u mpt headed"

lol
by fang2026 February 16, 2009
 
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MPT
Million profile troll. A person who post on forum with a million profiles
Please leave MPT, we blocked you from this site because you are a pedophile and this is your 50th profile today
by thewizardsson February 26, 2010
 
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MPT
An acronym. Originally thought to mean Manufacturing Process Technician by ordinary management. However,on the contrary, actually represents the hierarchy established in a world class plastic injection department. The Molding Process Technician (MPT) is a skilled craftsman at the science of plastic injection processes and all things related to injection moulding. A step under the engineer level. Not to be confused with Draken
He's an MPT for paint! That's can't be your ooyfm , MPTs only work in the injection zone. Oh in that case we should corn dog that wannabe.
by J⊙nZillA October 14, 2014
 
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MPT
Metaphorical Poon Tang. Kissing, holding hands, etc.
Dude, i got some MPT last night!
by Brandoniouse August 18, 2011
 
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mpt
million post thread.
all those n00bs post in the mpt
by work May 27, 2007