Mp

Another way to say "My pleasure".

Person 1 txting person 2: "thanks for the ride"
Person 2's responds: "Mp"

by Hazedan February 14, 2018

mp

An "MP" is someone who is inconsiderate, manipulative, and pretty much a pick-me boy
tends to not respond to messages, victimizes him self

**disclaimer**: if you meet an MP get out of the relationship as soon as possible, do whatever it takes to not talk to them again.

Ughh, Jake is such an MP

by u22321 May 11, 2021

mp

My Pleasure

...
me: i got you
them: ty
me: mp

by revolutionbruin October 31, 2017

MP

Ultimate NKVD fun killers of IRF

MP smells.

by Henry Krauvich June 24, 2022

MP

Used to describe someone with a micro-penis (abnormally short and skinny penis).

That white dude is probably an MP, isn't he?

by not generel at all March 3, 2022

MP

Mega pussy (mp for short) - when someone literally can’t make a move because they’re scared

Josh is being a mp because he doesn’t know what to text his crush

by Calum Hood is my husband July 15, 2021

MP

My Pleasure

Me: I'll get you that link asap. My friend: Thanks! Me: mp

by MrsBee January 29, 2015