Acronym: Missing Presumed Pissed: Used when persons do not show at work at the appointed time when there is no reasonable excuse other than excessive alcohol intake the previous night. Also used for any other inexplicable absence. The only valid excuse for tardiness. The term has a close association with being "As pissed as a mattress" ie having visited an establishment where "I know a place where they have food" or is otherwise skanky.
"Four drinking last night, and only one MPP ... Guess who?"
"How many MPP today?"
"Is Homer MPP?"
"Suomi boy has never been MPP ... yet"
"MPP? ... OOH, La-di-da"
"How many MPP today?"
"Is Homer MPP?"
"Suomi boy has never been MPP ... yet"
"MPP? ... OOH, La-di-da"
by Taipei toecutter May 31, 2006
Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps. A way to indicate your unwillingness to answer a question, or to generally annoy a person who asks you a question.
Tom: Hey Jim! Did we have homework for tomorrow?
Jim: MPP
Tom: fine.... Hey! Do you remember Johns phone number?
Jim: MPP
Tom: Are you retarded?
Jim: MPP
Jim: MPP
Tom: fine.... Hey! Do you remember Johns phone number?
Jim: MPP
Tom: Are you retarded?
Jim: MPP
by NKGW November 16, 2010
mpp is mainly used in shooter games to indicate that a player has to get more points before the match ends
Player 1 has 3000 points
Player 2 has 500 points
Player 1 says "player 2 mpp"
Player 2 tries his best to achive more points
Player 2 has 500 points
Player 1 says "player 2 mpp"
Player 2 tries his best to achive more points
by NichtEasyRider May 21, 2022
by emilysisawhore February 29, 2008
A user on mpp that sometimes uses the name “emory” can be found in TRR and lobbies often appears in the afternoon you know it is me if i greet the room with “jello”
by Emory1008 August 24, 2022
A interdimensional being that will tear everything apart infront of you, he's actually really nice if ya get to know em
by Shade B) February 10, 2021