MPC

A person who disconnects from society and/or relationships with other people. They have no social value and contribute nothing to society when they become an MPC. Becoming an MPC has no time interval. It can last for 5 minutes, or in the worst cases, even a lifetime.

Yo bro, is Bradley still here? He hasn’t said anything in a while

Friend: Oh yeah man he’s here, he’s just being an MPC.

by KittyKittyxX January 25, 2022

mpc

An abbreviation of MIDI Production Center, a line of samplers/sequencers designed by the Japanese company AKAI. The MPC has become very closely associated with hip-hop and many producers claim to use an MPC.

What you use to make those beats pa?

An MPC60

Ill.

by whoknows28 April 26, 2007

MPC

Micro Penis Crew

Manassah: Andy is the leader of the MPC

Andy: This is a joke guys

by Andyswa00 August 11, 2018

mpc

Jamaican slang used mostly in text messages meaning

mpc- mi pussyclat

mpc a suh she did stay

by jamaicanst4rgirl March 7, 2023

mpc

Massive Power Cock, not a massive cock, but a cock with a massive amount of power, theres no oxford comma here!

Woah baby, jam that MPC in mah butt, Daddy needs some arse destruction! Make that bitch smoke!

by playslikebuttah November 9, 2017

mpc

(n) abbreviation for "miles per calorie," a term often used by vegetarians with a high metabolism who seek foods that are both healthy and packed with significant energy--and that stave off appetite

"That apricot-glazed tempeh and arugula sandwich was ethically delicious."

"Yeah, but its mpc sucks. We just left the restaurant and I'm already starving."

by neitzschehope October 1, 2009

MPC

(n) Stands for Moist Panty Cunt; It is quite possibly the best way to piss off that slutty bitch in your life.

Person A: She's such a bitch, but even worse than that.
Person B: Yeah she's a regular MPC...

by icemorebutts January 16, 2008