A monster is something you ask your parents to check under the bed for (if you are a kid).

A monster is also an energy drink that teenagers and some adults drink to get energy. Monster energy drink has 140mg to 160mg+ of caffeine and B Vitamins.
Timmy (kid): Mom! Dad! Could you check under the bed and in the closets for monsters?
Mom and Dad: Sure!

Dad: *Checks closet.

No monster here!
Mom: *checks other closet.
No monster here.

Timmy: What about under the bed?

Mom: What’s this? Monster?

Timmy: What? Monster?!

Tony (older brother): I was looking for that!

*Chugs Monster energy drink.
Dad: I guess you could say Tony "chugged the monster!"!

*Everyone laughs except for Timmy.
Timmy: Errrr! Dad!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2023
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he has the monster
by op October 21, 2003
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The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It’s sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it…yet.
"Those NAMBLA rights assholes are in town today, it's time for some Monstering. "
by tekrub March 14, 2010
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To be rejected by someone romantically because all they see you as is a monster
Dude i got monstered by every chick at the club last night!
by monsterlyfe February 20, 2018
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A very kind hearted and forgiving Person and not ulgy very cute infact
by Blink496 April 7, 2021
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When a woman's time of the month makes her extremely grumpy/angry/hungry. Inspired by "Modern Family".
Luke: Did you see Alex cry about the commercial, then scream at me for not bringing her enough ice cream?
Phil: Yea she's totally monsterating right now, stay away.
by ChiliBoy March 8, 2012
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