MOMAP 

(verb) Man on man anal penetration

Derek slept over at kyles and when we came downstairs to see what they were doin, we found them goin MOMAP all over the place.

MOMAP by JohnnyRockit/Dylman September 26, 2008

Momantai 

There's no problem, everything problem has a solution.
Pinpointed by Terriermon of Digimon.

Timmy: "We're all going to die."
Terriermon: "Momantai."

Momantai by Momantabra June 27, 2010

momputer

A momputer is a computer that is idiot-proof, but specifically targeted to one's mother. In this sense, a momputer must support the following credentials: Redundancy, ease of use, pretty GUI (remember, mom's looking at it once in awhile), instructions and links to videos of what to do with the computer, and a lifeline between you (or the related person in question) and your (or their) mother.

As well, a momputer has nothing fancy; No overclocking, no water cooling, no pricey, bleeding-edge hardware or a need to maintain on a daily basis. It must be powerful enough for small flash games, and the occasional flash advertisement. First-time PC users should also have the default browser (or different, easier one) pre-supplied with an advertisement blocker, and for the especially typo-prone, a system-wide spellchecker may also be on call. Keeping things simple and budget will ensure you don't break the bank, and give your mother a PC she can do basic tasks with.

Examples of momputers from OEMs would include netbooks, nettops, budget desktop PCs and budget notebooks.

I bought my mother a momputer so I can keep in touch with her online. I would have her playing my games with me, since she's into that stuff, but her comprehension on how to maintain a gaming rig is is that of a pet rock.

momputer by there.is.only.xul June 28, 2010

MOHAP 

Michelle Obama Has A Penis

MOHAP GANG!!! Michelle's yuge secret is a NATIONAL TREASURE! We can free the world if she just releases the truth to the world so everyone can get a kung fu grip on the truth.

MOHAP by PastorShadilay June 5, 2022

Momarazzi 

A gaggle of moms with expensive smartphones taking photos of their kids team or activity.

Before the team could leave the field the momarazzi wanted one last team photo for their Facebook pages

Momarazzi by I_am_db March 13, 2018

Momal 

Momals are literally the most fun people to be around with, they get along with evryone. They may seem shy at first but once u get to know them you’ll love them.
They can be very determined to get their point across

Oh look it’s Momal
Hey Momal
Hey guys

Momal by Insfire February 9, 2020

Mompliment

When your mother feels so bad for your pitiful self that she feels the need to tell you ridiculously untrue things about yourself.

Of course your mom told you you're the handsomest little prepfag at your private school, it was just a mompliment.

Mompliment by D. Money February 24, 2008