Mma guru is a dwarf
by Nate_diaz is _shit December 5, 2020
A rather rotund, ginger Jewish wheelchair bound dwarf who comments on mma. He trains ufc and identifies as an aardvark. The bastard son of an illicit affair between chael sonnen and Wanderlei silva. He doesn’t know the date and doesn’t wannanow. It’s rumoured he hurt his hands and also his ass.
by Ufc.420.ninja July 25, 2022
A plus size mossad agent by the name of Kyle Antony Mee. He once served the high jewish order before the disappearance of his right hand man rigo.
by OBESITY PIGJEW September 5, 2023
A guy named Dan who does MMA(mixed martial arts) and Flexs at random periods in the day, acts like a mega douche, and Calls everyone a hater
Tommy: Watch out the MMA guru is coming
John: OMG His muscles
Dan: Step aside little girls...MUSCLE FLEX
John: OMG His muscles
Dan: Step aside little girls...MUSCLE FLEX
by Tomdawg October 4, 2010