MLITEOF

My Life Is The Essence Of Fail - For when you have passed any normal levels of FML or Fail! This term basically means your life is as screwed as it gets.

"Dude, I just ran over my kids' new dog...While they were in the car! MLITEOF"

"MLITEOF! I was sleeping in class and the teacher woke me up and I punched her by accident."