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Term for the website "My Life is Persian"
#1: I shaved yesterday, and now I need to shave again. MLIP

#2: Man, you got that from!
by Soccer Fan July 16, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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it means "My life is perpetually single"

guys/girls who don't have any significant others and want one say this
(guys and girls dancing and making out and having fun as couples)

girl 1: why do we never get to have fun with our boyfriends, if we had any?!

girl 2: i know i hate that mlips
by Sashax12345 January 24, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Me: Do you have some of that kielbasa lying around somewhere?
Tom: Hell yeah! MLIP
by wtfchutalkinbout January 18, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Short for: My Life is Pirate

Pirate stories. That's all.

Is your life pirate? Do you have a story about being pirate? Do you just like pirate and have something to say about them? Then post your stories here.

(A twist to My Life is Ninja where people post ninja stories.)
Today, I made the realization that when people say you have ninja skills after catching something you dropped it should be pirate skills. Why? Because ninjas don't drop things, but Pirates do after a few drinks and its our ability to catch falling rum bottles that allows us to catch things...MLIP

My life is not ninja. MLIP

Google LOL limewire and press I'm feeling lucky. EPIC PIRATE EXPERIENCE!!! MLIP
by luya<3~ April 17, 2011
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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meaning: my life is pot.

mlip is used when someone just got in an awkward position thanks to our friend, marijuana. also when someone is extremely high off weed
pronounced: "m.l.i.p." or "mmmmm lip" depending on how high the person is
"dude, i just accidently gave my mom my bag of purple haze! m.l.i.p."

"wowwwww, im so zootedddd! mmmmmlip!"
by bFigs January 27, 2010
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The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

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