A cool swaggy person who is probably pretty gay, also not micheal jackson
mj is cool
by definitely not mj May 19, 2021
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Mary Jane.

Either marijuana or that chick in Spiderman.
Mmhmm. MJ is fine! A nice piece of shit.
by LOLtasticals ~<3 January 8, 2008
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A person who is peng and is good at sports
Mj’s better than me at rugby
by Fader paul May 4, 2019
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The MJ's stands for the Magic Johnson's - which is a comical way of saying that a person has HIV
Brad: "Suzy, you don't look too great"

Suzy: "I don't feel good at all, I've been having hot and cold flashes, and my body aches, what do you think it can be?"

Brad: "I don't know, sounds like you've got a case of the MJ's "
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Mj is one of the best ballers of all time.
by Hong November 17, 2003
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A mix between Arnold Palmer's Iced Tea/Lemonade and beer.
Pass me that so i can create an MJ. Man I just had 3 MJ's
by Mr. Bindi January 9, 2011
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fat 300 man who does nothing but play mw2 tricky myers all day and buys hoes
hey mj stop buying these ugly ass bitches nigga
by derasu January 21, 2022
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