by kermitthetoad December 2, 2009
by Mirf Char January 6, 2011
mom i'd run from. any unnatractive single mother who's men who claim her kids or claim to know her.
Has an ugly used up pussy before age 20. Usually contains diseases and numerous infections are plentiful.
Usually attention starved, on dope and going nowhere in life. Also asthetically unfortunate.
Has an ugly used up pussy before age 20. Usually contains diseases and numerous infections are plentiful.
Usually attention starved, on dope and going nowhere in life. Also asthetically unfortunate.
by smartmart December 4, 2008
A clumsy idividual, who usually lacks common sense, style, spacial awarness, motorskillz and hand eye coodination. (also refered to as a "pinner mirf")
Origin. first used by Sillicon Valley pot heads
Origin. first used by Sillicon Valley pot heads
"I cannot believe you just spilled my cremated grandma all over my mom's kzakistanian rug, you f$%@ing MIRF!"
by TONYBACON August 6, 2009
A MIRF is the exact opposite of a milf. While a milf is a mother that someone would like fuck( bang the shit out of) a mirf is a mother that someone would regret fucking( really bad pussy haha.)
juliets mom is fucking hot and is definetly a milf. but john's mom is a mirf. I totally regret fucking her, her pussy smelled like rotten fish and dam did she need to shave or what.
by The whitest mother fucker ever July 26, 2010
by The one who slept with your mom January 16, 2005