Abbreviation of the town of Mirfield, situated in West Yorkshire, England.
Boy 1: Gonna go out in Mirf tonight?

Boy 2: Fuck owt else to do.
by kermitthetoad December 02, 2009
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(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.
"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!"

"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"
by pose2pose October 29, 2006
(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.
"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!"

"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"
by pose2pose September 16, 2006
Mother I'd Run From
Dude, check out that MIRF. Fuck, here she comes!
by Anonymous user 123245434454353 January 18, 2009
a wedgie that goes very deep. Also, a type of hole.
Dude, I got a huge mirf!
Don't let Char into my mirf hole!
by Mirf Char January 05, 2011
Mother I'd Resort to F*cking. To be used in a situation where you wouldn't necessarily LOVE to bang this chick, but you wouldn't entirely dismiss the notion. Usually a single parent co-worker with 1-2 children, who never stop talking about their kids while you're thinking "...eh i'd plug this chick."
Female: "..so OMG, the other day, in quilting class, we started using pink fabric and OMG it was so cute you should have seen {insert child's name} he/she LOVED it!"
Male: *Thinking* 'I probably would stick it to this person. I wouldn't quite give her MILF status, but I'm willing to go MIRF'
Male: *speaking* "oh no shit, that's awesome"
by millz207 March 01, 2015
Mothers I Refuse to F*ck.
Although Amir claims to have the hottest wife on the planet, to me she is nothing but a M.I.R.F.
by THe MILF hunter June 17, 2013

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