Mom I'd Like To Admire From A Distance
1.An attractive mom that it's understood one will not be attempting sexual intercourse or cohabitation with.
2.An attractive mom who one is implicitly expressing would be a bad idea for another to approach romantic entanglement with
3.a description of the actual, non sarcastic long-range admiration of a mother
but she became a MILTAFAD on the spot when I peeped that double decker stroller, homie!