Top Definition
Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday.

A woman so gorgeous that the 'hit it and quit it" mentality just isn't reasonable. Used mostly by love-struck males in the 18-25 range who have become enamored with an older woman.
Guy One: Dude, that woman is such a MILF.
Guy Two: Nah man, she's a MILF-E.
G1: Huh?
G2: Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday. She's a keeper- I'd treat her like a princess, always making passionate love to her, like a beautiful woman deserves.
G1: Grow a dick, man.
G2: Oh, I have one. And it'd be all hers, forever...
by RichardNixonRocks May 18, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt