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Mother I don’t love fucking.
Damm… that’s a midlf
Midlf by TurtleKing69 January 4, 2022

Milfaholic 

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task
This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic
Milfaholic by Tatunka December 9, 2018

Super MILF 

An exceptional mother of any age with the "Three G" qualities: (gorgeous, generous, gentle). This Super Mother has a heart and breasts as big as a mountain. Absolutely sensational in appearance, she is excellent and delightful in all respects. Even the most powerful male finds himself easily broken as he beats his brains out trying to grasp the fact that he would walk through fire and water to have this Super MILF as his mother AND his lover. Of course, that's not all he's beating.
It's much more exciting being teased аnd seduced bу a Super MILF than the common regular boring MILF.
Super MILF by Sahvanna4U December 17, 2011

midladder menace 

Clash Royale; a range of trophies where many people use cards such as; Elite Barbarians, Electro-Giants, Xbows, Mega-Knights, Lumberloon, Golem Nightwitch, etc. Typically level 13 or 14.
Bro I just lost to a guy with level 14 ebarbs and level 13 megaknight...
Yeah I hate midladder menaces...
midladder menace by MasterOfTime51 November 10, 2021

midlevel 

A health care provider with less formal education and less training than that of a medical doctor (physician).

Midlevel providers have a more restricted scope of practice than physicians and are not accredited nor licensed by the state's Board of Medicine. For example, nurse practitioners (NPs) are licensed by the state's Board of Nursing.

Midlevel providers cost less to hire than physicians. Midlevels are often employed by for-profit corporations to offer basic medical services (e.g. flu shots), such as at the CVS MinuteClinic or Walmart Care Clinic.

Examples of midlevels include: nurse practitioners (NP/DNP), nurse anesthetist (CRNA) or physician assistants (PA).

Some states (e.g. Michigan) now recognize dental hygienists as midlevel providers.
I am concerned that the midlevel may have misdiagnosed me. May I please get a second opinion from the midlevel's supervising physician, just to be safe?
midlevel by AANP March 17, 2019
Short for "mother I'd like to fuck". It is a term for a woman who is the mother of someone your age, who you'd like to have sex with. The term was popularised by the movie "American Pie" (1999).
I don't like my new class mate, but his mother is hot. She's a MILF.
MILF by EliasG July 17, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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