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an abnormally small runion; a minuscule
penis. Adjectival Variant: Microphallic In a valiant effort to add length and girth to my microphallus, I did just as my friend suggested -- I tied a 20-pound dumbbell around my member and tossed it out the window. In retrospect, I think the suction pump might have worked better.
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| 1. | Microphallus | ||
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1. A penis smaller than GW Bush's brain;
2. A clitoris on a man; 3. A dick that is at risk of getting caught in your teeth; 4. A dick that is so small you have to punch yourself in the stomach to see the head pop out. 1. Damn, Lisa caught his microphallus in her braces;
2. His microphallus was so small he could nose-fuck her; 3. Is that a "AAA" battery in your pants? |
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