Top Definition
Pronunciation: ma-'höd
Function: abbreviation

Meat Hook Of Doom

1. Penis.
2. Male sexual organ which cannot be played as a musical instrument, but can be played.

See Also: Skin Flute
She says she's into me for my sense of humor, but I think she just wants to ride the MHÖD.
by Stefonius March 24, 2006

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