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Mega douche is someone who has exceeded all expectations of the common douche. One who has reached such a level of douchiness that people would rather play in traffic than deal with that person.
Man, look at that crane operator he's such a mega douche why did they send him out here, he should go under a rock and die!

It takes 5 douches to make a douche nozzel and at least 5 douche nozzels to make a meeega douche! which has more douchiness than aleast 15 annoying people.

Mac: Hey I got a new transformer!
Sac: Oh yeah which one?
Mac: MEGA DOUCHE
by your sister 69 me January 09, 2010
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That mega douche, glen beck, sure is full of shit.
by stuntmanlos October 13, 2009
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n. showing high capacity of doucheness
i hate you because you're a megadouche
by levi parker August 29, 2007
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a douche that is so mega he becomes TD the dean.

originally conceived in a town of seaham, this mega douche has roamed around constantly cock blocking friends and being the general biggest douche in the world.

thus any huge douchebags replicating his name of mega douche.
oh my god dean your not even a douche in the mist anymore your a full blown mega douche
by baallyy January 14, 2010
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