1) The theory that when you get drunk and do something, you won't remember it when your sober, but when you get hammered again you will remember everything that you forgot.

2) A new and upcoming rap group.
I tested my theory of E = MC Hammered on Jamaal the other night, and it worked!
by Michael51 November 10, 2006
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90's rapper who is really stupid but makes funny songs like I like big butts and Can't Touch this
du nu nuu nu nu nu nu Can't touch this I like big butts and i cannot lie
by TeddyFAT July 5, 2005
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Mc Hammer pants are the 80's most baggiest pants . These oversized crotch pants allowed the Hammer to do his signature dance. These pants were the shit back then. However, if worn today, it looks as if you took a crap in a tent and wore it as pants.
T: Look at that guy's pants. It looks like large diaper.

D: Naw, MC Hammer pants were the shit in the 80s.

T: looks like he took a shit in them in 2017
by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017
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