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the ultimate vintage bicycle brake company, which made cantilever brakes such as the Cyclo-Tandem, Jacky, Criterium, Driver, and gangster ish!

I thought of this because I own a set of this ish! Puttin' them on my MTB Tandem or just MTB. Love them.
Dude, give me back my MAFAC brakes. If you don't, I'll do your chick.

Dude, you dodn't know a thing about MAFAC.
MAFAC by Kdawg January 31, 2005
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Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.
“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker
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Most amazing friend ever. She is loyal, drop dead gorgeous,has a smile that will brighten the darkest day and sings like an angel.

Family and friends are incredibly important to her. She will always be there for you.
Is interested, curious, creative and super talented.

So fun, spontaneous and confident that she will dance in the middle of the street!

She is the best friend you can have.
I met the most talented, intelligent and nice person ever, she was called Mafalda.

Who is that beautiful girl over there reading Harry Potter?
Mafalda!
Mafalda by sarisadi December 22, 2012
Short for “motherfucker” and often used to bypass the filter on Roblox.
user1 Bro you can’t go around kidnapping people
user2 MAFAKA 😡😤😡😡😤😤
Mafaka by Stuck At SawCon May 24, 2023

sopa de macaco 

Monkey soup. A very exotic dish from Brazil. A Portuguese expression associated with a Facebook post by Brazilian resident Bettynho Zigindum, in which he is shown eating monkey soup. He mentions that his mother-in-law prepared him monkey soup and proceds to display several pictures where a monkey is shown skinless and torn to pieces before being cooked into a soup.
Sopa de macaco, uma delicia...
sopa de macaco by Uncle Amazon March 2, 2020

mafiacrime

An old mafia themed text based game that has some cool ass people in it, but a lazy admin who hasn't added content since they went extreme (everything x100) some time ago. It has a great community, depending on how you treat it, while also having some low lifes who spend thousands of dollars on it to get into what is called the 'Hall Of Fame', which is basically a list of the best players. The people there are rather spectacular, if you find the right ones, and as obviously in any mafia game there are bullies.
MJ likes helping people on mafiacrime.
mafiacrime by MidnightMachine November 28, 2014
Is the patient ready for operating room procedure? Hell NO! We are on MAFAT time...
MAFAT by Big AL EP Lab February 27, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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