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stands for must not procreate.

Applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.
Bill: so, last week, I started para sailing and I was looking up at the sky instead of the ground, so I look down and see that I'm about to land in this swamp full of alligators.

Me: wait, you para sailed over a fucking swamp?

Bill: yeah.

Me: dude you are beyond M.N.P. You're to the point now that you're too stupid to exist.
by potterfreak82 February 17, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Money No Problem - A person that does not have to worry about cash.
Oil company owners and people that live in Norway are usualy MNP
by hbok April 25, 2012
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