MFP
Middle Finger Paranoia: when a person's always suspecting people of flipping him off.
(A guy in a car waves to Ross to let him cut in front on the highway.)
Ross: Did you see that?!? That assturd just flipped me off!
Josh: No he didn't, you blind fuck. You got some serious MFP.
by TheRatDude February 13, 2009
Major Fucking Problem
Bob deleted all the files on the server... again!. That's an M.F.P. and a C.L.M. (Career Limiting Move)
by Ad ministrator July 30, 2007
mother fucking princesses, the bitches at school who form a click where everything revolves around them, they are usually really unattractive and the think they are hot shit. They are typically spoiled and wealthy.
"I hate the MFPs. They walk around campus like they own everything, but they are all lame."
by hellen818 May 15, 2009
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