Lycraphiliac : ' hey babe wanna go put those lycra leggins on ?'
Victim : ' which ones? you bought me 2,567 pairs of lycra leggings now you weirdo. For Fucks' sake ! '
Lycraphiliac : ( staring with glazed, wide eyes ) ' Did u just mention the word Lycra & Fuck in the same sentence Princess ? '
Victim : ' Sprints out the door to obtain police injunction asap