Top Definition
A type of republican( and or endangered bagel gnome) that masturbates constintly between the hours of 3 am and 5 pm usually looking in a small square mirror.
The Lurmph hobbles to the pond to sweep the vast amount of semen off of his/ her/ its body
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by JoeIzit January 03, 2011
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