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Lupton classic 

Where someone eats all the food on an entire planet
'Im hungry dad'

'Im sorry son, mils performed the lupton classic for the 9th time in a week'
Lupton classic by deah_cool December 31, 2019

joe lupton 

A absolute freak of nature. Someone who has shit curls on his head

Fort Lupton 

An eye sore town located in Southern Weld County, Colorado. Fort Lupton is a rural community populated largely by migrant field Mexicans and Samalian gang bangers. The town is bare and less than attractive to drive through; much less, live in.

But on a better note, the town does have several good factors going for it. The free medical clinic, mental health facility, abundance of liquor stores, and AA meetings to cancel out said liquor stores are second only to neighboring town, Hudson.
Pedro: Sup Chone, wanna go but some drugs in Fort Lupton?
Gomez: Aight homes, but where do we go for it?
Pedro: We just start knocking on doors, we usually get lucky pretty quick.
Gomez: Let's go!
Fort Lupton by FL=BFE October 13, 2011

William Lupton 

Strong, tall, big, handsome, studly, rough, tough, charming, robust, protective, hero, powerful, aggressive, funny, player, cocky, arrogant, hard working, nice, sexy, cutie, short, fat, fit, bald, hot, smart, guy, athletic, broad, sculpted, attractive, good guy, dependable, reliable, helpful, good friend.
OMG I wish I was dating William Lupton, I heard he's the best boyfriend ever!!!

eliot lupton 

Whos that faggot. Ohhh thats eliot lupton