Urban Dictionary: Luncheon Meat Truncheon

1.	Luncheon Meat Truncheon
	Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one). "...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..." buy luncheon meat truncheon mugs & shirts penis willy dong ding-dong dong-a-long spunk-gun pee-shooter spam-dagger ding-dong-m-dong-a-ling-long sweaty-rod-of-glory sausage-from-hell stinky-beast rabid-worm by Octopusswah Jun 28, 2006 add a video
2.	luncheon meat truncheon
	The male genetalia - the penis. Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad. All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it. buy luncheon meat truncheon mugs & shirts by YOREMA Jul 10, 2003 add a video