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Laville high school 

This is a school filled with trailer trash and hoe bags who sleep with everybody’s boyfriends and cause fights over dumb shit, it’s filled of pot smokers and the boys drive big nasty trucks, overall I think this school is great if you want your kid to become trailer trash.

Luskville 

World winning pothole dodging town full of pot-smoking old rednecks and the village bicycle who makes computers who catch fire.
I rode the village bicycle using her computers as a power source while dodging potholes: Now that's Luskville.
Luskville by SkyAoiSora June 9, 2011
term used to described a shitty, broken down school.

term used to describe a school that serve shitty cafeteria food.
Bill: What school do you go to?
Me: Nigga, I go to LaVille
Bill: Damn that sucks.

lunabelle 

Having the beauty of the moon distilled in the soul of a beautiful girl, whom will bring shade, light and comfort in the darkest of nights, Lunabelle is truely a blessing to world bringing the natural balance to all humanity through glory and love.
Lunabelle is the most soulful yet down to earth girl I’ve ever met, she has eyes that shine through the dark and bring light to all!
lunabelle by LLcoolwoods January 2, 2021

ian linville 

A dumb bitch who aint bout shit
that guy is such an ian linville...
ian linville by dickdicdickdick October 5, 2015

Longville, MN 

LLongville, MN is 10 miles north of nowhere. 96.11% of the inhabitants are 100% redneck and 3.9% are Native Americans who can't afford to move away. People born here believe they are superior to outsiders.

Tourist season is May to Labor Day. The town fills with people called “Citiots” (Twin Cities idiots) who visit their cabins and drink. The tourists pay the bills, yet the locals get pissed off because they have to work. Locals hate citiots.

In winter “locals” rule; they drink & ride sleds, get inebriated while ice fishing, crunk & fight or just sleep together until they sober up. Everyone is related to each other.

Every Wed in June through August, citiots with bratty kids pack downtown for turtle races using hopped up meth turtles that run like they are in NASCAR. Every tourist with a wallet is expected to be in town leaving money to support the inhabitants drug habits.

There is no intelligence in Longville, hence no schools. If you can mix a drink and cook up a batch of meth -you will likely be a huge success and held in high esteem by your neighbors, and have the right to be snooty, unfriendly and surly to outsiders (but happy about their money).

Longville has a total area of 0.6 sq. miles, of which, 0.6 sq. miles of it is land and 0.04 sq miles of it (3.23%) is water. There aren't a lot of reasons to visit this fly speck of geography; although the locals love to take your money and laugh at your family for vacationing in the mosquito, infested swamps they call home.
I went to Longville, MN to race turtles and got drunk. Then they beat me up and took all my money.