lump of goodness

A mans junk.

My boyfriend has a nice lump of goodness.

by Marciereimer February 19, 2017

drop a lump

Take a shit

I feel good after I drop a lump.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) July 2, 2022

lump boy

A derogatory term for a fat person

Steve: alex you need to stop eating so many doughnuts you lump boy.
Alex: fuck off.
Steve: look at you you fat lumpy oaf man

by C0CkMan November 21, 2020

Umpa-Lumping

umpa-lumping(oom-pa loom-ping) is a very verstile word

definition 1- swaying from side to side while you are walking..like an umpa-lumpa

definition 2- a word that is synonymous with slacking, faking, or lacking in some attribute.

definition 3- when a person is not acting logically and doing something stupid

definitiion 1: you see that girl walking, she straight umpa-lumping with she got a broken leg

definition 2: oh, he didn't turn in your paper for you. He is umpa-lumping hard core

definition 3: she jumped off the bus. she is umpa-lumping like a mofo.

by AFallet1 March 7, 2012

Lump

To fail to have sex with a partner due to an inability to gain an erection

"Yo Joe, did you hook up with Martine last night?"
"Yeah, but I lumped her, so she was pretty upset"

by phut31 April 3, 2016

Lump

insult: A idiot who thinks they are not gay but they are gay and when you tell them they are gay the say 'same'. they are hard of hearing and sometimes forgets how to speak english.

Sienna is a lump

by LEGO_BRICK3000 July 23, 2021

Lumps

To inflict actual lumpage to someone's head and face

Bob needed "Lumps" for not paying me back.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018