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Luke S T W 

The most pwnage person in Runescape, His skill can only be matched with his smartness and awesomeness.
Luke S T W Kicks Evos ass anyday, and then comes along and uses Skinny to clean him up.
Luke S T W by Luke_s_t_w September 26, 2009

Luke Thomas 

Smug liberal soyboy MMA journalist who was bullied during his time in the Marine Corps. He frequently uses big words to try to sound intelligent. He screams racism anytime a brown fighter receives criticism. He cried when the UFC continued fights during the Covid scare. During his off time he enjoys being a power bottom & partaking in cuckhold activities. Most famously known for being embarrassed by Jon Jones at a press conference.
Husband: Sweetie I have something to tell you.
Wife: what is it dear?
Husband: I’m attracted to men.
Wife: oh, I already knew. It was obvious when I found out you listen to Luke Thomas.
Luke Thomas by Floyd Fairweather April 27, 2022

Luke Triton 

Luke Triton is the apprentice of Professor Layton in the Professor Layton series made by Level-5. He is the son of Clark & Brenda Triton. He carries a satchel, and wears a matching blue sweater and hat. Because he always follows Professor Layton, he has the love of puzzles also wishing he would find the puzzle for him, as well as wanting to become a gentlemen like Professor Layton. He has an amazing ability of talking to animals, like his pet mouse Toppy from game 4 of the series: 'The Last Specter' He was born in London, but moved to Misthallery while he was still small. He is 11 years old.
Angela: "Don't you think Professor Layton's apprentice is just so adorable?" :D
Sarah: "You mean Luke Triton? Pfft....He's okay..."
Luke Triton by Roxasu September 26, 2012

luke tavares

a kid who cannot afford games that cost more than fortnite. He sometimes insists to play fortnite with me and my friends but everyone refuses. His relationships have all ended in him getting sent into the friend zone. Whenever some criticizes him in the most minute way he begins stepping towards you with his fat standing beside him. He is sometimes quite nice but he always puts himself first. For example if you get close to a girl he likes he will instantly explain to her how you have a huge crush on him.
guy 1 :you are gay luke tavares
luke tavares : you wanna die fam i will slap you with my tits
luke tavares by roxana your crush January 5, 2020

luke taylor

Possibly the biggest bullshiter in the universe who always bullshits about thing such as; his laptop being an ultimate gaming setup and his Intel HD graphics card being dual 980ti's.
Luke Taylor: "Lad, I'm getting Escape from Tarkov"
Everyone else: "okay then Luke. Whatever."
luke taylor by LukeTaylorsLaptop March 21, 2017

Luke Thompson 

GIANT MAN THOT. Looks like Franklin the turtle.
Man you see Luke Thompson?
Yea he’s a mega thot
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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