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Jens Lehmann

Jens Lehmann is an absolute legend and a credit to english football. In one match he knees an unsuspecting Matt Jansen in the chest them pushes him over as he's walking away from the goal he then gets tackled fairly by David Bentley and goes down like he's been shot. When he realised the ref wasn't giving anything he got straight back up. Also is a master of deliberate time wasting.
Person 1: Jens Lehmann is a complete fuckwit!
Person 2: Stfu he is a complete legend..
Jens Lehmann by Das Jens December 9, 2008
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Considered a 'genius' by some.
Good evening, and welcome hi! I'm Baz Luhrmann.
baz luhrmann by waaaa February 18, 2008

Baz Luhrmann 

Something long and epic. Can be shortened to 'Baz'. Australian Slang.
'Boy, that weekend was a Baz Luhrmann.'
Baz Luhrmann by JDJB December 29, 2008
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lehmanny moment 

an act of sheer stupidity, especially when the culprit is capable of brilliance.
Jim aced his math test, but forgot to put his name on it, thus receiving a failing grade. What a lehmanny moment!
lehmanny moment by Maxwellll June 21, 2008
hot ass mf. dom asf. can rearrange my guts anyday.
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