jens lehmann

German Goalkeeper who since the FA CUP in 2005 has shown mass improvement for Arsenal and deserves to be Germany's #1 GK over Oliver Kahn in the upcoming world cup.

Jens Lehmann is probably the best german goalkeeper as of right now.

jens lehmann by Pobecax April 22, 2006

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Jens Lehmann

Jens Lehmann is an absolute legend and a credit to english football. In one match he knees an unsuspecting Matt Jansen in the chest them pushes him over as he's walking away from the goal he then gets tackled fairly by David Bentley and goes down like he's been shot. When he realised the ref wasn't giving anything he got straight back up. Also is a master of deliberate time wasting.

Person 1: Jens Lehmann is a complete fuckwit!
Person 2: Stfu he is a complete legend..

Jens Lehmann by Das Jens December 9, 2008

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baz luhrmann

The most annoying, high-pitch talking Austrailian director, who directed/co-wrote Strictly Ballroom,Romeo+Juliet,and Moulin Rouge! He is madly in love with Nicole Kidman, Barritos, and best buds with Ewan McGregor.
Considered a 'genius' by some.

Good evening, and welcome hi! I'm Baz Luhrmann.

baz luhrmann by waaaa February 18, 2008