A sexy Italian with a big dick, drives a flash car and zips around on his motor bike. A mummy's boy.
"He looks like a Lucio"
by The terrorists slave July 11, 2017
I’m still so in love with this man and I always will be he’s the Spider-Man to my hello kitty and we will be together forever and you should have one too , if you don’t your missing out, but you can’t have my lucio because I love my lucio
by bark bark bitch June 8, 2023
A sexy ass man. Holy shit. Imma f this man for real. Have his children. If you happen to know a Lucio (not my Lucio, I will kill you if you even look towards the general direction of my man) then you should literally ask him out right fucking now. This mane is so foine and he mine.
imma f Lucio
by lilylucio#234 December 7, 2022
SUAVE, RESERVED, WELL LIKED. A MAN WITH WORLD CLASS LOOKS AND PREMIUM TASTES. AN EXTRAORDINARY LOVER! OMG @ THE ORGASMS THAT WOMEN EXPERIENCE FROM HIS SKILLS! ONE OF A KIND INTELLECT AND A PERSON THAT IS MORE THAN LOYAL, HIGHLY AFFECTIONATE BUT WILL KILL A BRICK IF CROSSED.
by Booodbooo March 17, 2017
A beautiful, dramatic and high ranking man. Can either make you feel as if you furiously hate him or devotedly love him. Can be dead and a goat ghost one minute and then BAM he snatches your body and saunters about not looking a day over "I was dead literally 4 seconds ago".
"Oh god, its Count Lucio... That thicc bitch is at it again..."
P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."
P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."
by Dead Cøunt April 9, 2019
A reddit lucio is a person who plays the game overwatch, chooses the hero lucio, and goes the whole game without healing. Becuase heals are for the weak. This person is most likely an otaku and owns a body pillow most likely. Examples of a reddit lucio include: A wild stylosa, and DPStanky. The reddit lucio will most likely get yelled at by their team in overwatch, but they do not care for they say they have pushed the rienheardt off of the map once.
by Data Tracer April 20, 2017
A person who plays the fps shooter overwatch and chooses lucio. Lucio is a healer and is vital for speed boosting and healing the team. What makes them a reddit lucio is their playstyle, which includes going for kills rather than helping their team. These people then record their play and post it on reddit for upvotes.
This can easily go wrong because being a good reddit lucio takes a lot of skill, and a lot of people who try to mimic this playstyle end up failing horribly.
This can easily go wrong because being a good reddit lucio takes a lot of skill, and a lot of people who try to mimic this playstyle end up failing horribly.
Teammate A: What is our lucio doing! He's not healthing the team
Teammate B: Damn reddit lucios
Teammate reddit lucio: *ignores all teammates*
Teammate B: Damn reddit lucios
Teammate reddit lucio: *ignores all teammates*
by Crubber March 10, 2020