love glove is a term meaning condom used when in a situation where you want to cut chances of tension by using a sillier version.
(At Work) Hey, Chad, I don't think your wife can take another birth. Next time, use a love glove!
(At School) Is Mr. Davis leaving because he didn't use a love glove?
(To One night stander) Like I am going to believe you are born ammune to diseases!! Get a love glove!
(before making love) I'm on the pill but use a love glove anyway.
A condom used with promiscuous intent
Holy shit man, you shouldn't be fucking that girl without a loveglove!!! You KNOW how much she hates that.
A textured silicon glove, designed specifically for male self-pleasuring. Optional grip pads available for alternate sensations.
Rupert, what have you been doing? - you look exhausted?
Rupert N: I have been testing the loveglove (C) - my latest invention. Coupled with a vibrating butt-plug it can arouse you to peaks that were not previously thought possible. 9 out of 10 owners said that their cats preferred it.
a sheath of latex worn by a man during sex, a condom
That love glove in the dumpster gave away the fact that it was a cat house.
1) An inside out used condom, worn on the hand and used by a creepy stalker chick to impregnate herself with your semen.
2) When you wear a prostitute like a mitten.
Dude 1: Dude i heard Stacy is having your baby.
Dude 2: Yeah, that bitch took a used condom from my dumpster and love gloved herself with my sperm yo.
Dude 1) Did you love glove that hooker man?
Dude 2) Yeah bro, yeah man, i stuck my hand in there and wore her like a mitten.