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one-lowmanship 

The reverse of one-upmanship, one-lowmanship is practice of successively outdoing a competitor by spending less, having less, or doing less. Originated on Offbeat Bride to describe the indie-er than thou, DIY-er than thou, lower-budget than thou attitude that nontraditional brides can sometimes slip into.
Then she said, "You call THAT a low budget wedding? My wedding budget was $15, and we managed to feed 115 guests." It was totally one-lowmanship.
one-lowmanship by qver April 22, 2011
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The John Lowman 

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.
The John Lowman by Roomate May 2, 2004
A romantic thing for with midgets, dwarves, little people etc.
Why is Damon dating that chick from Accounts? She's only 4' 8"!
He loves short women - it's a lowmance thing. He's so lowmantic.
Lowmance by Satandog March 22, 2006
A power hungry bitch ass nigga who ain't bout shit. He needs to trim his ball sack and suck on a nipple as big as my ass
Loutman
Loutman by Gill2K16 June 15, 2016

LouqMansplain 

The act of seeing a topic discussed, doing a quick google search only to explain the topic back to the people discussing it.
Yo dude! Stop LouqMansplaining football to the GC?!
LouqMansplain by HalalHotdogs February 2, 2020
Loumana is the name of a military operation that took place in 1978 in Burkina Faso. The operation aimed to capture a mystical creature that had the power to turn those who touched it white.
The operation loumana is on
loumana by Isaac43 November 21, 2021

Lowmantic 

The feeling of romantic attraction to either a person or thing followed by an inner monologue of dramatic overexpression to that entity. Normally used by depressed or otherwise low people to describe their feelings without ever confessing them to the individual
Feeling lowmantic at the thought of getting a hug from the person reading this
Lowmantic by Nameless traveler November 26, 2021