Louisiana Purchase

another term for a mullet

see also:
achy breaky big mistakey
beaver paddle
bible belt bonnet
business with pleasure cut
camaro crash helmet
Canadian passport
coat rack
Florida panhandle
hockey hair
Kentucky waterfall
Mississippi mud flap
Missouri compromise
neck warmer
seven
shorty longback
ten-ninety (or 1090)
Tennessee tophat

"hey Easton, get a load of that dude's Louisiana Purchase!"

by bungalow bill December 17, 2005

Louisiana Purchase

A girl is giving head to a guy, but a third party is moving her head up and down.

Did you hear that David gave John's mom a Louisiana Purchase?

by Tracy's Cherrie November 22, 2010

Louisiana Purchase

the act of a male hot gluing pennies onto his penis, then proceeding to ram a girl in the ass. While doing so, the male then sets her hair on fire, throws her out a the window of a four story building, severely injuring her, then steeling her tv.

Jake: "i gave this chick a Louisiana purchase the other day. My dick still hurts but the tv was worth it."

Jack: "Very nice!"

by jdubs9486 March 3, 2010

Louisiana Purchase

The large and attractive posterior of an attractive, yet easy individual, who has sexual intentions.

"Damn, check out Luaren's Louisiana Purchase! You just know it's big, it's cheap, and she wants you to take advantage of it."

by thecaptdavis April 5, 2015

Louisiana Purchase

When a man enters his balls into a woman's vagina, one ball at a time and switching ball sides until orgasm. Can take a long time to do.

Last night, me and Mona made a Louisiana purchase!

by EddieVentura March 13, 2016

The louisiana purchase

Where you pay a hooker one dollar and get all the services for just a buck.

I went to vegas and and paid for the louisiana purchase a sweet deal indeed.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2010

Louisiana purchase

A term used when you purchase, acquire or collect a large amount of items.

"You won't believe this louisiana purchase I just got!"

by [HotPocket] October 25, 2018