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When a friend wants you to go out for a beer but you're skint so he offers to buy you a beer, but you still say no. The next week your out together and you say he has to buy you a beer because it's a beer roll-over (like the Lottery roll-over), in fact because it's a roll-over, he owes you two beers! Lotto Beer! Friend "Hi mate coming out for a beer?"
You "Nah, I'd love to but I'm skint." Friend "I'll buy you a beer!" You "No it's alright, I'm staying in". A week later in the pub together... You "Are you gonna get me a beer?" Friend "What? Get your own!" You "You owe me one! You said last week you'd buy me a beer!" Friend "What??? That was last week!!!" You "Yeah it's a beer roll-over!" Friend "What?" You "You owe me a beer, so it's a beer roll-over!" Friend "What???" You "In fact you owe me two beers cos it's a Lotto Beer roll-over! Get 'em in!" |
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